Stari Bar

Stari Bar is an ancient, ruined city above modern Bar, which is an industrial monstrosity.  It’s really peaceful and atmospheric, but it’s inhabited by huge snakes, which is a bit of a drawback.  The taxi driver who took me up here, Volli, was an absolute gem too – he spoke about as much English as I speak Montengrin (ie not much) but we had a great chat all the same, in which we established that Tony Blair is an idiot, Prince Charles is ugly, and that I should cover myself in olive oil and sit in the sun in order to look younger (because I don’t look good for my age apparently). Volli has also very kindly offered to find me a Montengrin husband.



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